When we got home, we decided to give the Smart car a wash. Apparently a gull had pooped on it when Tim was driving it yesterday. Splattered across a good half of the car.
The silver lining: I discovered it takes literally 5 minutes to wash the car. Even when you have a preschooler helping you. Hell, she did most of the work; all I did was spray and wash the parts she couldn't reach. Which isn't much :-)