And a partridge in a pear tree

The 5 Days of Stomach Flu
(sung to the tune of "The 12 Days of Christmas")

72 iterations of Toora Loora Loora
47 unfinished bottles of formula
35 diarrhea diapers
10 loads of laundry
9 saline sinus rinses
5 sleepless nights on the sofa next to Baby Girl in her bouncy chair
4 missed days of work
3 different flavours of pedialyte (all undrunk)
2 1/2 jumbo packs of diaper wipes
2 trips to the doctor's office
1 1/2 tubes of A&D ointment
1 sleepy little munchkin on the road to recovery

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