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I need a raise

Posted by Heather on May 21, 2008 at 8:28 PM

I came across this little gem today:

Mom's Salary Wizard

According to this, as a Working Mom in the Pacific Northwest someone oughtta be paying me about $40K for my mom duties - this is above and beyond the salary my actual employer pays me for the 50 hrs a week I spend at my "day-job".

I have the invoice. Just need to know where to send it to claim what's mine - about $100K plus change at this point. Hello? Anyone out there writing checks for mom duty?

I know, I know... the joy of raising a child are reward enough. And really, who can put a price tag on what my role as mommy is really worth?

18 years of books, toys, clothing, food, transportation, shelter, education/childcare: $425K. (Don't take my word for it - there's a calculator for that too).

Raising a healthy, confident, independent, morally, fiscally, and socially responsible child: Priceless.

Of course, someone forgot to tell Bobbin that "she is reward enough" when she had a massive screaming temper tantrum over her "nite-nite" music at bedtime this evening (and then an even more massive one when we turned the nite-nite music off).

Joy.

Happy. Happy.

Joy. joy.


Comments

I took a look at that calculator. It was only good for the US. I imagine there might be some savings north of the border on things like medical expenses and university tuition. For now, anyway.
Not that you should necessarily be thinking this far ahead, but I remember when I was at Queen's there were a number of students from upstate NY who actually found it cheaper to study in Canada as a foreign student than to go to their local SUNY campus. Maybe that will be true for the high school class of '23, too? ;-)

Posted by Sarah on May 22, 2008 5:20 AM.

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