Probably not the original plan, but effective nontheless...

Police Chief Shoots Self while Teaching Daughter Gun Safety

There's a Berenstain Bear book in there somewhere...

Hooray! Hooray!
We're on our way!
The local Gun Show
starts today!

And here we are.
What a wonderful trip!
Let's find us an Uzi!
Let's let 'er rip!

[Mama Bear]
Papa bear
Don't you forget
you should never use guns
while you are lit

[Papa Bear]
Don't you worry.
Don't you fear.
I've only had three
bottles of beer.

[Small Bear]
I'm watching, Dad
I'm all set to go!

[Papa Bear]
Then here is the first rule
you should know.
Always check to make sure,
When cleaning your Glock,
That it's not loaded or else
You might shoot yourself (BAM!) F*CK!

[Small Bear]
Yes! That's a good one.
And I think you should know
You're bleeding all over
Mom's new cashmere throw.

I could go on... but I don't really need to :-)

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