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The Epic Tale of the Mommy, Daddy, Princess, Witch, and the Mean and Good Fairies

Posted by Heather on March 31, 2009 at 9:17 PM

As told, verbatim, by Bobbin. Recorded March 31, 2009 at 7:17pm. 6 minutes and 26 seconds.

Once upon a time there was a princess and a mommy. The Daddy died because he was very old. And the Mommy went out to fetch flowers for the garden. She saw a big woods. She tiptoed inside the woods and the kid was still at home. She was really, really, really, happy and she thought her Mom would come home. And she didn't come home.

And she saw a BIG cave, the big Mommy did. She tiptoed inside the cave. There was a DRAGON! And she said "Let me out! Let me out!" and she cried and cried and cried. And she finally got out one day. She was really, really sad. 'Cause the kid said "Wuh oh Wuh oh!" and she went out the door. There was nobody in the house now except for the Dad. He was the only person there. [I thought the Dad was dead!] He was but the fairy made him come back.

So Daddy was the only person there. And he was really tired now, and he went out the door. There was nobody there now except for one of the fairies. It's one of the mean fairies. And the mean fairy's name was Shameeteep. That was a mean, mean name. And the mean witch cast a beautiful, beautiful green spell. And it was really, really green. And it was a mean person, a mean person that somebody had helped cast a spell on. And when the mean bad sister came out, the good fairy Maleesh pulled the mean Daddy's witch's face and it hurt and hurt and hurt.

Hey that's the pie!

And there was a party at one of the fairies' house. And when the mean fairy Kaleesh and the mean witch, the big big fireworks came and it exploded into giant, giant, GIANT rocks. And it leaved behind a big fireworks. And it was really, really scary in the movie, and everyone said "OUT!" and the people dropped their things and ran as fast as they could. And they said "What's wrong?" and one of the people said "Nothing's wrong. I was just bored because no one is playing with me". But that's not ok. "Go to your room". And she went to her room all by herself, crying very, very bad tears. And she went crying "I want my Mommy" and the people went to the river and she liked to balance on rocks and she balanced on one rock and it rolled and she accidentally got her foot stuck. And she cried and cried and cried. And her Mommy and Daddy realized she was really hurt this time. And they runned and runned and runned and runned and they finally got to the river and there was a mean witch. There was a big explosion and a very nice celebration and that was the end of the story.

Can I have more juice?

About the Author
Bobbin lives with her Mommy and Daddy on the West Coast of the United States. She loves stories - both telling them and having them told to her. She has a vivid imagination. She's fascinated by the struggle of good vs evil. She is a big fan of princesses, witches, and fairies. And explosions. She is the devoted caretaker to two dogs and two cats. She loves preschool. Her favourite dinner is Macaroni and Cheese with Hotdogs and her favourite drink is watermelon juice. Her favourite music is Rock And Roll. She's mastered her ABC's but is still learning about how to combine them into real words, so she relies on her mother to transcribe her stories for her. She has a really cool mother.


Comments

I read this one to the ladies at work. It was a hit. They want to know dates for the book tour. There's a Chapters in Belleville. That's probably the closest location to us.

Posted by Sarah on April 3, 2009 4:59 AM.

She DOES have a really cool mother. Looks like she'll be taking care of you both during your retirement years when she is a rich and famous writer :-)

Posted by Jeni on April 3, 2009 11:17 PM.

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